Homely Hot

When they've definitely got some "off" things about them, but you just can't help being attracted anyway.

Bro 1: Bro, check out this girl I just met

Bro 2: Ooh okay, she's homely hot.

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Chick 1: Oh my gosh, have you met Brian?

Chick 2: Why, are you into him? I guess he's kinda homely hot...

Nursing home hot

The unGodly hot temperature they keep set at nursing homes.

If you’re going to Sherri’s parents house, wear your bikini. They keep it nursing home hot.

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it's nursing home hot in here!

when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.

"they must've had the heat on high all day. it's nursing home hot in here!"

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home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"