Homeslice Treaty

Natives of The State of Michigan, regardless of academic, athletic or corporate affiliation, must support all teams and organizations that are based in Michigan when pitted against those from outside of The Big Mitten.

1) Fans and alumni of the University of Michigan must support Michigan State University when the Spartans play the Ohio State Buckeyes, per provisions of "The Homeslice Treaty." Likewise when the Wolverines play Ohio State.

2) Per "The Homeslice Treaty", Central Michigan Chippewa fans must pull for the Eastern Michigan Eagles when EMU plays Toledo.

3) According to "The Homeslice Treaty" no Michigan native should own any motor vehicle that is not produced by a division currently under control of Detroit's Big Three automakers (General Motors, Ford Motor Company, Chrysler).

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