Homie law 9 section 69

This is the law that forbids that any arguement lasts for over 10 minutes, if said time is reached; due to the laws of the homie, all the parties and partakers within the arguement must resolve it with homosexual intercourse. The one who finishes first shall be the one who was wrong within the argument. Homie law 4, section 420 also backs up this statement.

"My homies got in an arguement, so we had to resolve it using Homie law 9 section 69. Turns out that Elliot was wrong."

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Homie law 9 section 68

This is the law of spoiling. Any running show or movie under 8 months old must not be spoiled for the homies. Breaking this sacred law is cause for a sudden death brawl.

Friend 1. You can't spoil that
Friend 2. Y not you haven't watched it

Friend 1. Under the homie law 9 section 68

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homie sectional

Chilling with your homies on a couch. Not sexual.

Gaming with friends on Nick's homie sectional.

Homie sectional

A couch/sectional bunched up with homies. Not sexual in any way.

Bruh we gonna game all night on Nick's homie sectional

Homie sectional

A couch full of homies. Not sexual.

We gonna game all night on nick's homie sectional.