HomieBear (2)

Urban Dictionary only lets me use 1500 words per definition so I'm breaking it up into a few, this is the second one. Go to HomieBear (1) to see part 1.

If you ever encounter a wild HomieBear in it's natural habitat, your best method of survival would be to first insult it. My recommendation is "HomoBear". It will then become so overcome with rage that it will charge. However don't fear, most HomieBears range from around 3'10" (117cm) to 4'6" (137cm). Anyway, after you have aggravated the beast, throw some bait behind it. My recommendations include: cold tea, (8-24 hours old), robux giftcards (the more expensive the more effective), and maybe some hypebeast clothing (eg. Supreme, Gucci, Bape, Rolex, Clout Goggles, etc.) Anyway, after you have thrown the bait the humanoid creature will swiftly turn his head around to grab the merchandise. When it does, his neck will rotate 120 degrees, breaking it instantly.

You will then have to dispose of the body, because ever since 1986 when this method was discovered and released to the public in a book titled "How to dispose of a wild HomieBear" written by ward winning author Grills Bears, the extermination of the beast was illegalised to prevent extinction. Apparently the HomieBear plays an important role in society, without them, everyone's standards for human qualities would sky-rocket, causing everyone to hate each-other.

*On Man vs. Wild*
Bear Grylls: the worst thing to encounter in the wilderness is a HomieBear, but luckily they're very rare and I doubt we'll see one.
Wild HomieBear: *Jumps out of bushes while playing Gucci Flip-flops.*
Bear Grylls: *kills himself.*
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