hommer

To describe ones friends or enemies in a derogatory manner. To be homosexual.

An extension of the noun, and oft used colloquialism, homosexual which is characterized by same-sex contact, either as a genital act or as a long-term sexuoerotic status. Not conforming to the statistical nor the ideological norm.

With an extraverted pronunciation of the HOMM and trailing instance of the ER.

a) "Don't be a hommer!"
In the instance of a friend or acquaintance about to disembark the evenings session.

b) "You are such a hommer!"
On using unsucessful attempts to persuade said friend or acquaintance to continue the evenings session.

c) "Darryl is such a hommer!"
Used to describe the actions of an individual on previous occasions in the instace of the individual performing a homosexual act.

i.e. leaving smoke club to see your partner.

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Hommer

A particularly foul-smelling and full-bodied bout of flatulence, that feels so thick it wouldn't be surprising if it had a life of its own. Barely detectable at first, but when it hits you, it's like a wall of stench.
The "Hom" syllable sounds like the "ROM" part of CD-ROM.
Also the unfortunate choice of stage name of a DJ, popular on the internet for his remixes.

Don't you try and blame that Hommer on me, if any one dares check by sniffing they'll find it came from you!

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Hommer

Someone who draws like a god but refuses to draw BL

Everyone: Why are you crying?
Us: because he is being a Hommer