Homo Humphrey

A large badger with 8 inch long ass hairs who is known to have a love for people of the african descent. He is rather slow witted and and growls when he doesnt understand what your saying. Many have misunderstood his quiet mumbles as english but believe it or not this is just a mating call.

The term homo comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers penis as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, "Eww, you want a girl to fuck you." This was followed by much laughter.

"Stop playing the tit guitar you homo humphrey."
"Quit being a homo Humphrey."
"Stop tiddling the tam Homo Humphrey."

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