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When someone says no homo, where exactly does the homo go?
Well according to the first law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transferred from one person to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.
This means that everytime someone exclaims the words "no homo" the homo must be transferred from one person to another through the other person responding with "full homo" if no such response is said the homo will be transferred into the atmosphere contributing to gay smog which will eventually lead to the extinction of straight
people and humanity everywhere.
Such a noble sacrifice can be manageable by always having a gay friend around to say "full homo" and be further infected with the BIG gay.
Homodynamics at home:
You:"traps aren't gay"
Trap: "Shut the fuck up faggot"
You: "no homo..."
Trap: "full homo"
A personal trait or feature that gives a person the ability to approach & attract another member of the same sex with relative ease (like aerodynamic is to aeroplanes). It is often referred to as 'fagnetic' in men & 'lesbodynamic' in women. The opposite of homostatic or homostagnant.
Did you notice how smoothly that guy just picked up that other guy? He's so homodynamic.
First Law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transformed from one form to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.
Anon: Yo Broccoli, you are gay.
Broccoli: U
Anon: The First Law of Homodynamics says the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant, so your constant gay.
The second law of Homodynamics states that the entropy of the gayness in a closed system shall increase over time, and that the odds of someone being gay shall become more likely over time due to the easibility of being gay.
The level of homosexuality increases every time someone says no homo and further research must be done in order to understand how we can limit this pollution. currently due to the first law of homodynamics the big gay cannot be destroyed it can only be transferred meaning that current measures of using gay people to store the homo (through the use of sacrificing themselves to limit pollution through the term "full homo") is ineffective after the person has died as the homo is just released back into the atmosphere further threatening humanities survival. Further research must be completed on homodynamics and how to mitigate the increasing levels of pollution or humanity will perish in the face of the great filter.
You: "I'm terrified is humanity really going to end?"
Friend: "well according to the second law of homodynamics..."
You: "really? oh fuck me..."
Friend: "don't mind if I do"
You: "uhh no homo?"
Friend: "Full homo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "
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