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The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.
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A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!
2.35 seconds later
Oh look, I'm dead!
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(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
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Term used to describe an experienced male that targets younger females.
Honey Badgers are usually characterised by their vicious over confidence, lack of contraception and the inabillity to recognise clamydea as a cause for concern.
-"Comin out honey badgerin tonight"?
-"I'm gonna knaw through her knickers like a naughty honey badger".
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(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
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"Honey" is sweet, a honey Badger is exactly the opposite. They feed on snake heads and whatever insects that pack the most sting. Ever heard of Badger hunting? no, you haven't because the badger's hunt YOU!
Honey Badger is often a complement. If somebody calls you a Honey Badger their basically saying your one nasty guy who knows how to get some. A Honey Badger s a leader that teaches the crowd weather something is a no go or a go for it;) Honey Badger only goes sweet on the ladys, but be warn can still be a total Jack A.
Guy #1 "That guy is one sick puppy."
Guy #2 "More like one sick Honey Badger."
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Doesn't give a shit.
Can be used to tell someone, you or overall, doesn't give a shit.
Friend #1 "My life is falling apart, I lost my family, friends, house..."
Friend #2 "Honey Badger."
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