Honey Smack

v. the act of injecting your urethra with honey and ejaculating onto a woman's face, then proceeding to violently pummel her with your erect penis.

"Omg Brittany, where'd you get that black eye?"
"I got honey smacked by Dylan last night- the honey was nice but I don't like what came after"

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Honey Smack

A girl with a small vagina. A Honey Smack or Super Golden Crisp cereal puff looks just like a tiny vagina.

Bob: I finally get to tap that this weekend.
Tom: Be gentle with her, dude. She's a Honey Smack.

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Honey Smacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Honey Smacks