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The uncontrollable act induced by extreme excitement after an individual locates his cock, where he tediously shaves away at the outermost layer of skin until only the urethra is intact.
- Hello? 9-1-1? Yah, I just woke up with an apple peeler in my hand and the bloody existence of my penis was urinating like an unmanned fire hose.
- Stay calm... Prior to you passing out, you unconsciously mutilated your penis. Medical professionals familiar with "Honk The Horn" cases are on their way.
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When you bang a chick while driving...she bends over in front of you and works the gas with her hands. Booyah!
Brutus crashed while honking the horn with Agnes.
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To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!
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When you squeeze a girls breast in a flirtatious way
"If you keep talking I'm gonna Honk your horn "
When you drive the bus on a girl as you're having sex with her, you insert your thumb into her booty to illicit a yell, moan, shout, curse, etc. from her.
Dick was driving the bus on Jane when he decided to honk her horn. She yelled and moaned in approval!
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You don't wanna know what it means
She honked my horn last night, it was orgasmic.
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Grabbing boobs and slapping asses
Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.
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