honkey tonked

Wasted check hee hawed

rumplemints, check rumplemints
we drank rumplemints last night and got honkey tonked

honkey tonking

Redneck slang for going to the bar and having a good time.

"We'll go honkey tonking 'round this town" -Hank Williams Sr.

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honkey tonk

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

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honkey tonk

a phrase that has nothing to do with STD's,it is a phrase used to describe a country style

when i go to texas, everyone down there is so honkey tonk, i bought a pair of honkey tonk boots and a honkey tonk hat.

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Honkey Tonk

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.

A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.

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honkey tonk

the sound a white man makes when he is hit over the head with ball bat.

"Damn Tyrone, did you hear the sound that cracker made when I hit him with dat ball bat."

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Honkey tonk

Spanish spoken with a thick Southern accent.

"The landscaper couldn't understand Cletus' honkey tonk."

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