Honky Doodle Dandy

The highest attainable rank of “white”; a person of pure Caucasian descent with no other traceable ethnicities. The term “Yankee Doodle Dandy” refers to a specific division regarding any Caucasian born in any of the original six New England states, but mostly Connecticut; genetically predisposed to engage in “white” activities such as boating, camping, and making casseroles.

“Look over there, in that Honda Accord with all four windows down. See the woman tapping the steering wheel to the words of the song and not the beat? That’s that one Honky Doodle Dandy’s wife”
“Tsk, man I sold her kid a vape the other day for one of that guy’s Rolex’s”