Hoochies before bed

The act of getting hella keyed, baked, wasted, stoned, basted, dry, faded, high, drunk, plastered, smashed, shitfaced, zuited, gone, and intoxicated.

Also the act of getting hella dank pussy by a fine ass titty whore from da club on hoochieville street

Furook: Ay yo nigga i slapped dat ass all night

OJ: Dat ass? start to finish?

Furook: yea nigga first in da kitchen, then in yo aunt julie's livin room, then again in da bathroom while releasing da dukes

OJ: shavin dat ass?

Furook: My ass o ur ass?

OJ: nigga why would she be shavin my ass?

Furook: nigga my ass be so shaved it was kinda like da opposite of yo mommas pussy nipple hair?

Oj: nigga dammm! thats some hairry ass shit like tay tays puss puss? get that rite aid delux edition-cock..on sale?

Furook: Tay Tay got shot for being so hairy..nigga.

OJ: Dam was tay tay da hooch that was lickin uncle rodrod's ass?

Furook: Yea man you kno i had to get those hoochies before bed

OJ: dam you a smart hairy nigga

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