hoof

A popular porn star's deformed foot.

WHAT THE HOOF? I think its self explanitory.

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hoof

The intensity and length of smoking time of the cloud. It gives the decision and committment of the sesh time one will partake in; whether it be short (puff) or long (hoof). The longer the hoof the more thrilling the time will be.

“I’m keen for a mad hoof this sesh.”
“What you guys been upto?” “Just hoofin.”
“Yeah Sheila loves a hoof”

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hoof

To floor it in a vehicle. Usually refers to an automatic as it only requires acceleration and no gear stick action.

"When I get to that road in my Range Rover I always hoof it"

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hoof

walk

Go hoof to the store to get me more chocolates.

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hoof

another slang term for fuck. can be used around children, and the elderly.

"what the hoof?? that text was hoofed up, man."

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hoof

(v.) to kick hard, with a swinging leg action (no pivot). Accompanied by a deep grunting noise that can be easily mistaken for 'hoof'

I hoofed the ball into his face, giving him a nose bleed.

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hoof

to kick something or someone very hard.

I fucking hoofed him a good'un.

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