hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.

After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.

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