hooning

The act of being a hoon or driving recklessly, racing, doing burnouts etc.

Hey Blake, I'm feeling the need for speed and want to burn some rubber, you wanna come hooning?

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hoon

In New Zealand slang, a hoon is a puff of a vape or e-cigarette - the equivalent of a drag of a regular cigarette. Some people may refer to the vape itself as a hoon or a hoonage.

“Oi Brandon can I have a hoon bro”

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hoon

1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..

Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA FUCKIN' HOON!!!

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Hoon

According to the New South Wales Government in Australia, anyone who drives more than 10km/h.

Narrator: This Week on A Current Affair
Grimshaw: Hoon jailed and fined 1 million dollars and lost license today for driving at 50km/h.
Experts (flipping pages in front of a bookshelf): Speeding kills!
Random Bogan: Bloody P Plate Hoons killing everyone!
*Pictures of mangled cars*
Politically correct guy: What about the children!
Normal Guy: Speed limits are just revenue rai- *gets cut off*
Grimshaw: Next week on a current affair...

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Hoon

Another way to refer to cigarettes

Jim: “Yo man, you got any cigarettes I can smoke?”
Johnny: “Yeah bro. You tryna crank these hoons out back?”

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Hoon it

To put ones foot down whilst driving a fast vehicle

Hoon the Dodge Viper or Porsche 911 Turbo

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hooned

way beyond the point of simply being drunk, the act of surpassing the drunk, hammered and wasted stages. flirting with actual paralysis

harry you are www.hooned.com/fucked

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