Hooty Heffer

"Greasy Twinkies"

Aka: Fugly Replacements That are so ugly and greasy
You can scrape pounds of

crisco off them

When u see your replacement

"Wow .....that bitch"

New horror movie
"The Greasy Twinkie Returns"

"Making cookies has never

been so easy"

When u see your replacement

just call her a "Hooty Heffer"

because she wont understand
and you can just laugh and laugh while she tries to figure it out.