Hoover Upright

Formal request for receiving oral sex, while standing up.

Note: Receiver must be standing with 15 degrees of upright, to either side.

To whom it may concern,

I’m writing to express my interest in receiving a Hoover Upright on this night. If it behooves you to comply, please alert me post haste.

Sincerely,
Your Compatriot

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