Horizontally Challenged

An overweight person.

I'm sick of being horizontally challenged, it's time to get a gym membership around here!

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Horizontally Challenged

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.

ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged

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horizontally challenged

A large fat fuck that is literally challenged to walk. He usually wobbles as he creates massive earthquakes upon his massive kankles. Usually a horizontally challenged person whether it be a guy or girl smells like shit because they do not wash under their rolls or titties.

Rosie O'donnell is horizontally challenged.

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horizontally challenged

The inability to get laid.

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.

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SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM

Horizontally Challenged

Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon

“Christinah Is Horizontally Challenged”
“I know, what a big girl”