horny hypnosis

Horny hypnosis is when you literally jerk off to anything and everything while horny. Like, literally anything. Anything from My Little Pony sex all the way to some dark web bondage nugget porn

Dave: Dude, last night I rubbed one out to some really weird shit.. I don't know what got over me...

Paul: Bro, what you had was a bad case of horny hypnosis