Hot Austin

When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.

The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.

Austin Hot

Hot from afar, and with lots of make-up. Up close her make-up is caked on, covering blemishes and pimples. Similar to Dallas Hot, but without the blown out bleached blonde hair. Similar to a Monet ( Great from afar, a mess up close).

After closer inspection, That chick across the bar is Austin Hot. She may scare you off in the morning without all that make-up.