Hot Italian

when you stick your penis in to the girls pussy and let it "marinate" or in other words let it sit there and sit there . and while your at it do something worthy like watch tv or read a magazine .

i gave her a Hot Italian for 3 hours last night , and read the whole harry potter book .

A.K.A Anthony Scardigli =)

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Hot Italian Sausage

When the head of ones penis is inside the foreskin of another's penis.

Susan Boyle was looking for something to do on Craigslist yesterday. She found 2 Gay men looking for someone to eat their hot italian sausage

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hot italian grinder

a sex move known to itlian-americans as well as a sandwhich made by "lefty" at the NIEHS cafeteria in RTP.

Hey man, I just gave my girl a hot italian grinder all over her face!

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Italian Hot Pocket

There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;

1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.

2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.

3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.

4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.

I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.

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italian hot pocket

When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.

I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!

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italian hot dog

when man takes a pornographic image of of his penis in a hot dog bun. It is tradition to add condiments ( toppings) to the picture.

Mary, did you get the picture of Johns Italian hot dog?

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Italian hot tub

When a male ejaculates into someone else’s belly button and leaves it to marinate.

Yo, I just tried the Italian hot tub with my girl the other night. She dumped me dude.