hot duck

Microwaving a dildo.

Be right back babe, I’m gonna give the best hot duck you’ve ever had.

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hot duck sandwich

n. Tasty entree consisting of a tasty slice of duck in between two slices of lightly toasted rye bread. Also a sexual euphemism in New Zealand.

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I could really go for a hot duck sandwich right now. Are you in?

Are you a kiwi? I ask because I just steam-cleaned the curtains.

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Hot as a duck

When you are rediculously hot, and you wish you could just jump in the water

I was in Ohio yesterday, I was hot as a duck had to pour some water on my head