Hot crock

To kick someone so hard up the ass whilst wearing sandals, that when the foot is removed it is covered in liquid shit.

Sally hot crocked the naked tramp as he bent down to pick up her money

Hot Crocking

Brewing up a big, massive shit in your bowels for an impending assplosion. Like a fat hunk of meat stewing in a crock pot all day.

Braaaaaahhh I am hot crocking right now. My bowels are sloshing. It’s gonna explode soon.

I was Hot crocking all night at the bar but I passed out when I got home. Needless to say the overnight stew was a wet explosion this morning.

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