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hotUKdeals

An online web-forum for UK 'bargain-hunters' to rate prices of items sold by retailers across the UK as 'hot' or 'cold' deals.
The concept sounds good in theory, but many members of this website end up jacking one off to 50p off a bottle of Tesco's 'finest' white wine.

The forum itself is inhabited by stay-at-home mums and other people who do not value their time.
Food which is discounted, and usually high in sugar or saturated fat are commonly seen on the first page where the best deals are ranked.

Imbecile: I saw on hotUKdeals that Sports Direct tracksuits are 70% off, hot hot hot.

Logical Human: Don't Sports Direct procure all their goods cheap from Asia, upsell and then 'discount' the items to believe you're getting a good deal?

Imbecile: Well, yeah, but it's a good deal!

Logical Human: ...

by SitDownClown April 9, 2019

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