Hotness rating

The Hotness rating is a rating out of 10 that you give to a person of the opposite sex. The hotter the person, the higher the rating. Therefore, Scarlett Johansson is regarded as a 10/10, and Rosie O'Donnell scores a lowly 1/10.

Dude 1: Hey, i scored with this chick last night!!
Dude 2: Was she a hottie?
Dude 1: I'd give her a hotness rating of 7/10.

15👍 7👎

State-side Hotness Rating

During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.

Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.