House key

1. Key used to enter your home
2. Another name for a 'penis'

'Ohhh, ---- I want your house key!'
'What a big house key you have!'
'I want you to enter my house with your house key.. ;'

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House Key

Yeah, you idiot, you use some house keys or something.

Hym "Um... Yeah, if you need to cut the tape off a box but you can't use something sharpe... You use something dull... And jagged... Like a house key. Actually, box cutters not come with a pointed plastic part for opening boxes like that."