Household CEO

YOUR MOM 😏, Your birthgiver/ Sha-ma-la-ma-mom-mom/ Momager/ your blood Partner In Crime/ Brommy mommy/ Mammamia

guy1: I think I'll pee my pants if my Household CEO finds me now
guy2: lol what d ya do lol?
guy1: I accidentally broke her favorite vase, she'll beat my ass