Hover Cover

The act of having a fat friend block the teacher's line of vision while you sneak out of class at the time when everyone is hovering around the classroom door waiting to leave.

Jon: Man, this class is gonna take forever to end. Let's go roam the halls.
Seb: Make sure you get Russell first, that big guy's our Hover Cover

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cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

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