How's your butt?

What I ask my dog because he shits all the time. Plus, I want him to consider the condition of his anus, especially when we go out because another dog might sniff it.

Me: Hey, Jack, how's your butt?
Jack: I'm hungry.

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How does your butt feel

asking someone how their butt feels is equivalent to telling someone they are extremely anal

person 1: bro i got a 2070 on the SAT. FAILED IT
person 2: bro stfu how does your butt feel?
person 1: what? i dont have anal sex
person 2: no dumbass, stop being anal about the SAT dick.

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