how to spot a witch

A witch will have some or all of these. The more they have the more likely they are a witch. So watch out

1) A keen sense of smell
2) Large nostrils
3) Check them for moles

4) Big feet (size 8 or above)
5) Tall for a woman (5' 6" or taller)
6) Burpy

7) Dry wrinkled hands
8) Dry scratchy feet

9) Saggy breasts
10) Wears lots of animal print

11) Pointy nose

12) Skinny

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How to spot a Witch

Important guide to recognising a real life witch. This information could save your life.
1) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.”
A witches hands are very wrinkled and rough through broomstick riding and potion making. They have poor circulation due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

None of these things is any good on its own, It’s only when you put them all together that they begin to make a little sense.

2) Look for the nose-holes,Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy.

3) “The feet,” she said. Most women have naturally small feet but a Witch has men sized feet. Their feet will be hard and coarse.

4) Deflated saggy breasts. From the expression colder than a witches tit. The deflation occurs through the alcohol consumption as does the poor circulation making them very cold. A Witch will hide these through push up bras and tops that show no cleavage. A WITCH will be hard to spot.

5) Belching. A WITCH will often belch. Partially through the nervousness of getting exposed and partially due to the amount of alcohol that they consume.

6) Alcohol. Witches love Alcohol, but doesn't everyone. Yes but a Witch drinks it daily. They need the buzz to warm their cold hands and cold saggy breasts. They like the whiff of wine beneath their large nostrils to detract from the smell of dogs droppings

Take care out there and beware of Witches

Important survival guide on how to spot a witch