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Howl Pendragon

The hottest man to walk this earth

"Your gay right?"
"yea.."
"then why do you have a body pillow of Howl Pendragon?"
"Shut the fuck up"

by 6feetinyourmom November 15, 2021


Howl Pendragon

Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.

" I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautiful 💀⚰️" - emo Howl Pendragon

by Antarcticite December 5, 2021


Howl Pendragon

Lets face it,
Howl gives us major gender envy,

or some major simps.

Person one: Dang...
Person two: What?

Person one: I want to commit gender theft

Person two: From who?
Person one: Howl Pendragon

by Sleepv March 1, 2022


Howl Pendragon

Hello, and welcome to today's segment of, Animated Men I would sell my body to at a discount price. The discount being free because I would never make these fine gentleman pay for a whore like me. Today's gentleman is Howl Pendragon. Step on my dumb little neck with your expensive boots you filthy witch. I don't care if there's not a fruitful thought behind those eyes cuz just look at him in these pants. If ever I saw the Renaissance twinky in public we're smashing parts on sight. I'd love nothing more than going on a whirlwind adventure with this garden himbo 3000. Let's discover new things together. Is there a 4th hole? Can we make a new one? The possibilities are endless. This is the kind of man that will destroy your body but wear a face mask with you after. I'm forfeiting my dignity I am this man's trash can. That's all for today folks join me next time to see which animated gentleman I'm throwing this slab of meat at.

"I don't see the point in living if I can't be beautiful" - Emo Howl Pendragon

by Antarcticite December 5, 2021