hoyes

a round, obnoxious hypocrite with an appetite for trans fats and the sausage of various bello(s)

Brett: "Blake! you gotta get that Hoyes away from my Bello!"
Blake: "Don't worry, that Hoyes will be coming home with me tonight"

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jackson hoye

The perfect guy, he’s tall, athletic, hot, smart, and has a 15 inch schlong.

I have wet dreams about Jackson Hoye

Hoye Kennedy'ing

to accedently humping someone while walking in between a person and a wall

walking in between where someone is sitting and a wall accidently humping

man: *walks between your friend and a wall and humps them by accident*

some dude: Hey watch it don't be Hoye Kennedy'ing on me!"

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hoyes' inbox

something absolutely nobody gives a shit about.

please fill hoyes' inbox with useless information.

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Pulling a Hoye

1.Going all weird and cutting your bangs too short and dying your hair, then dyeing your hair ONCE MORE, to try and make it look better.
2.Going to the nurse's office for no reason, saying that you twisted your wrist or something along the lines of that.
3.Having a cold-pack fetish.

"did you see jana? she totally pulled a hoye today in gym, she just didn't want to play softball!"

"are you pulling a hoye? your hair looks really different..."

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Hoyes Syndrome

absolute epitome of retardation. One of a kind
symptoms include:
- huge big toe

- confusion

- excessive hand action whilst talking
- obsession with Vitus

- sometimes expresses broken english

- extra pinky toe

- Tourette's

can be captured by leaving vodka out in the open at 1am

"why is she yelling bwekfast??- shes got hoyes syndrome"