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When someone crank calls a Chinese Restaurant inquiring about whether they have certain items on their menu, one being Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo) and the other being the notorious Cream of Sum Yung Gai or Cream of Sum Hung Gai (Some Young Guy or Some Hung Guy). If the order taker doesn't speak English very well, the crank convo can turn out to be humorous.
Cranker: Yes, good evening, I was wondering if you have Hu Flung Pu on your menu?
Order Taker: Hu Flung Pu, no we have Hu Shu Bean Curd and Pu Pu Platter, which you like for take out?
Cranker: Does the Pu Pu Platter come with a lot of Pu Pu
Order Taker: Let me read you what comes with Pu Pu Platter
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Author of an obscure book titled: "Brown Spots On the Wall" which eventually was elevated to cult status.
Powerful, accurate scratch and sniff cards are issued with the once obscure, but now wildly popular book; "Brown Spots On The Wall", lovingly penned by Asian author Hu Flung Pu