Hula Popper

A Hula Popper is a ridiculous fishing lure that is mentioned ONLY by country music singers and the occaisional country music singer wannabe..and texans. It's a flipping lure. We refer this definition to Brad Paisley's song "Ain't Nothin' Like".
His song is a prime example of why people whose names sound like a yogurt/cereal should not be in the country music business. Not any music business for that matter. Not anywhere at all.

"Ain't nothin' like throwing a hula popper
Draggin' it across a spot a big 'un oughta be
And ain't nothin' like having him for supper
With some good hush puppies and some sweet iced tea"

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hula popper

refers to the state of a broken condom after 1) vigorous thrusting during sex or 2) unusually voluminous semen discharge. "Hula" comes from the appearance of the condom, which resembles a hula hoop around the penis.

After climax, the couple noticed that their vigorous lovemaking had resulted in a hula popper.

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