Human Oil Change

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In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.

Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"

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