Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

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Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think