Eat a slice of pizza in honour of someone who looks like a pizza.
I ate a pizza for pizza human day in honour of milly
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October 28th is National Beat A Human Day, you can beat any human and they CAN NOT fight back.
Furry 1: "Hey, you know what day it is?"
Person 1: "What day is it?"
Furry 1: "National Beat A Human Day!"
Person 1 runs away.
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On November 29th, Every furry beaten up on Beat a Furry DAy gets to beat up humans that beat up furries on Beat a Furry Day, and the humans CAN'T fight back.
I just beat up Billy because it's Beat a Human Day UwU
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Human Relations Day is what Livingston Parish, Louisiana calls Martin Luther King's Day because they are a bunch of racist rednecks that refuse to accept reality... they live in their own little trashy toothless world.
Everyone else in the world: Happy Martin Luther King's Day
Livingston parish redneck: Ain't you talkin about Human Relations Day?
Livingston parish redneck: We aint gonna celebrate no one who ain't white in this here town no sir
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After Fur-Day, on December 21st is βHuman-Dayβ, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.
John: βHey you, Furry!β
Furry: βDid you enjoy Fur-Day?β
John: Fool! Itβs Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)
Hug a person day is when any girl can hug their crush, boy, girl, BF, GF, stranger, or anyone else through out the day at anytime.
Peppa hugged George because it was national hug a human day.
Vice versa for beat a furry day and happen to be on December 15th
It's beat up a human day, little Timmy