Humbugly

Any chic who lives in Humboldt County who pretends to be a hippie to avoid adequate personal hygiene practices; You will notice a trend of overwhelming scent of essential oils, A secondary smell of souring yogurt from home remedies used to 'cure' any number of STDs. The humbugly tend to have sores near the mouth.They typically present themselves in 3 forms;abnormally plain features paired with dredlocks,acne scarred and braless or something that resembles a dumpster diving version of Stevie Nicks;A woman of this persuasion claims to be Vegan but in reality eats tons of man-meat on the sly. This type of female will suck dick for a steady supply of weed or jack off ugly guy friends for a bed to crash in. To be Humbugly you must pretend you believe in environmental causes, do civil protests, claim to be Wiccan and be stoned or drunk or lucid on LSD. These posers are chameleons; instead of owing up that they are just plain psychotic or crazy they fool others into believing that they they are too deep and/or sensitive to function. The Humbugly are always jobless and either hitchhike or travel on foot. They claim to have an aversion to fossil fuels.

Humbugly

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