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To be interrupted in the moment of intercourse. This interruption ruins the moment. Similar to the cock block, but during sex.
Guy 1 - "Dude, not only did her friend unsuccessfully try to cock block me all night, when I finally put it in her I got a phone call from my mom."
Guy 2 - "Man, your mom hump trumped you!"
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someone farting while another person if giving them anal
yo i was fuckin' my gf and she Hump Trumped me!
Hump n' Trump =
When you have a one night stand / hookup with a sane person but stay over and have to pretend to be a Trump supporter to make a swift, guilt-free exit first thing in the morning.
'Oh we went home together and I shouldn't have stayed the whole night but I hump n' Trumped my way out of there.'
' I want to ask this girl to date me but I think she'll Hump n' Trump me.'
'He did the Hump n' Trump before the news paper hit the door step'
'I did the Hump n' Trump, felt bad, but really I'm all for Sanders...'
The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.
You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing
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The action of sexually assaulting married women and than saying that you respect women.
My brother always trump humped.
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The act of putting cheetos on your partners ass then slapping it creating an orange dust.
Andy was feeling freaky tonight so he decided to give his lover the TRUMP HUMP
When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.
He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.