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A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.
When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!
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Verse from the best song ever, Deepthroat by Cupcakke... you should watch it
Hump me fuck me. Daddy better make me choke.
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WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS
OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK
A relationship that usually lasts less than a week, purely for the sole purpose of having sex. Supposed to be a play on words of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.
Omg Sally, I think Tom pulled a hump me dump me on me last night.
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WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER
OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY
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