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Humper Bumper

1. Nown - Butt
2. Nown - Ass
3. Nown - Backside
4. Nown - Booty

Check out the humper bumper on that chick.
That girl has a thick humper bumper.

by wile September 8, 2013

11๐Ÿ‘ -1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bumper humper

a) somebody who will never pass you, but lingers way too close behind you.
b) a tail-gater that fluctuates their speed dramatically on the highway just to piss you off or because they're on their cell phone.
c) a tail-gater who might even pass you, but will eventually slow down and tail-gate someone else.

"Hey dude, check out this guy behind me. He's totally riding my ass!"
"Aw man, I hate that. Pull over and let him pass."
"Naw bro, I did let him pass me earlier, but he slowed down and now he's tail-gating me!"
"Wow! What a bumper humper!"
"Yeah man, and I totally have my cruise control on!"

by Mommypoo January 1, 2012


bumper humper

A person who creeps forward behind you at a red light, after you pull up a little, even though the light didn't change.

Jon: Hey Mike, pull up a little, let's see if that cutie behind us, bumper humps us.
Mike: Okay...
Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.
Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.

by Sheky#1 May 29, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


[Bumper] [Humper]

Someone who tailgates

I really wish this bumper humper would get off my ass!.

by Kellyonious December 25, 2008


bumper humper

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015


bumper humper

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.

See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.

by dan gemmtinte March 1, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bumper-to-Bumper Humper

A lesbian. Usually in an office setting.

I know she is a beautiful receptionist, Shahid , but she is a bumper-to-bumper humper. Sorry, man.

by tarkowsky September 20, 2017