Humpy Lumpy is when flour is more than just a little lumpy.
Wife was making biscuits this morning telling me that the flour was still a little lumpy but at least it was not "Humpy Lumpy"
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when your dick is swollen but you can still engage in sex through the doggystyle and other similar positions. It is quite a painful experience.
George: "I heard that you had an infection on your dong"
John: "Yes but that didn't stop me from giving her a lumpy humpy"
George: "That must have been painful..."