Hungarian Breakfast

When someone puts their dick through a hole in a platter, instead of food, thus surprising their girl when they open the lid.

Girl: “Hey I’m hungry, do you have anything to eat?

Guy: “Yea let me fix you up a Hungarian Breakfast real quick”

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Hungarian Breakfast

When a a tag along girl thats sexually obsessed with you sleeps over your house for the hundredth time in a row and you can't get rid of her so you the next morning you take a morning piss and the left over cum from your condom and mix in into the pan cake batter to serve to her.

Steven: Hey man, I heard Jess has been cock riding you all month.

Jimbo: Yeah, no worries, I gave her a Hungarian Breakfast yesterday.

Steven: WHAT?! Five points!

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