Hunting Season

The time of year where most guys named Andre go sit in the woods for no good fucking reason knowing damn well they won’t shoot a fucking deer

Andre: sup cunt boyz, it’s hunting season!
Friends: Andre you have never shot a deer.

Andre: yes I have!

Friends: Andre the only thing you’ve shot is a load of cum in your own ass hole

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Hunting Season

The 3 months in a year where you can kill furries

It's hunting season, baby!

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hunting season

The 3/4 of the month when a girl is *not* on the rag.

Sorry dude, it's not hunting season down south. Can you wait a few days?

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Furry Hunting Season

A season in which it is completely legal to hunt, kill, and eat furries. This Season takes place from January 1- July 27.

Me:Yo looks like y'all restocked eh?
Furry Meat Dealer: Yeah Furry Hunting Season Just ended.

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Furries Hunting Season

It happens every Year to January 1st-December 31st or 30th
You can hunt, kill and eat every furry alive.

Me: This Furries Hunting Season was cool, all furrys are now dead.

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Midget Hunting Season

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.

My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::

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telemarketer hunting season

A hunting season that should exist.

Turn on caller ID, it's telemarketer hunting season!

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