Hurtz Donut

The act or prank of asking someone if they would like a "Hurtz Donut". If they reply yes, they are punched as hard as possible and told: "Hurts, don't it?"

Hey Patrick, want a Hurtz Donut?
Okay! (then punched)
Hurts, don't it?

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Hurtz Donut

Bloodless castrator band. Used on cattle, sheep, goats, dogs and rural rapists.

Better put two hurtz donuts on that bull calf, he's a big 'n, one might break and he won't let you try again.

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