Hym bump

The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...

Hym "You there! Idiot!"

Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."

Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"

Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭

Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"

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