Hyper Straight

The new super straight. Super straight (followed by super gay, lesbian and bi) was a meme sexuality made by Tik Tok user Kyle Royce. Super straight was made as a fun, satirical mirror of the numerous LGBTQ sexualities. Made so straight folk would avoid being labeled as ‘transphobic’ just because they didn’t not want to date a trans woman. However, super straight became overused by a hateful 4chan Neo-Nazi board. Hyper straight is a new and purer version of the super straight sexuality

Friend 1: Hey, I’m super straight, it’s a cool new heterosexual meme

Friend 2: You know that’s transphobic right? It’s far alt-ri got and Neo-Nazi affected.

Friend 1: Aw man, I wanted to be cool, oppose transactivist SJWs, and be wholesome at the same time!

Friend 2: it’s ok, I know you didn’t mean to be offensive.

*1 day later

Friend 1: Hey I’m Hyper Straight!!! #hyperstraightandproud

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