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The act of putting somebody in a trance to do something.
I used hypnosis on her to quit smoking.
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The art of becoming entirely aware of who you are. When in this state, you can change anything about yourself. You can make yourself feel extremely light, extremely heavy, and even change some emotional properties, such as making yourself feel happy or sad.
Hypnosis is commonly used by psychologists to help patients cope with their problems. Hypnosis is also known to rid of any addictions you might have.
Unlike meditation, in hypnosis you do not focus on one thing.
I hypnotised myself and I made myself feel like I was flying. It was a truly enjoyable experience.
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Gay anime rap
Other variations: Hypmic, Hypnosismic, Hypnosis Microphone
Person 1: Hey should I watch Hypnosis Mic?
Person 2: Sure, if you’re into gay anime guys rapping.
When act of finding someone so physically attractive that you overlook serious flaws in their personality.
Brad Pitt finally wakes from hotness hypnosis, starts to realize that Angelina is batshiat crazy.
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NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.
Joe hasn't got any work done since he put on season 2 of Ugly Betty, he has NetFlix Hypnosis.
When going about your normal business, are confronted by an exceptionally hot person and your brain starts to shut down, making simple tasks impossible. Such affected brain centers include, but are not limited to: speech, higher reasoning, facial recognition, control of bodily functions. The only known cure is to build up a tolerance one trigger at a time. When this condition persists despite dating, it metastasizes to booty blindness.
Hottie: "Hello, could you point me to the nearest eatery?"
Dude 1: "bluuurg"
Dude 2: "Um, two blocks south, one block west. Everyone likes Taco Bell."
Hottie: "Thanks!"
Dude 2: "Buddy, what happened?"
Dude 1: (blank stare and drooling on self) "Urg, I don't know. I just .... what."
Dude 2: "Wow, total hottie hypnosis. You know what we gotta do. You're buying my taco supremo."
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Forgetting where one's car is parked on a daily basis as a result of the monotony of college commuter life.
College student 1: Where the hell did I park my car?
College student 2: Commuter hypnosis setting in?