i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

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I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

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I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

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I'm Drunk Enough

Saying used by overly drunk men, pulling up their shirt and allowing one of his friends full access to hit him as hard as he can to leave a hand mark that will still be visible come morning.

Brad: You sure you're drunk enough?

Eric: I'M DRUNK ENOUGH!

*slap!*

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